Look. I’m not one of those You said WHAT about my mamma!? type of guys. I don’t get worked up over bull sessions, idle banter, or loose talk. At least, not in real life. But tonight, the Wii Balance Board advised me as to how I should treat my wife, and, well…I’ve got to say — I was surprised.
The BB and I were having a little chat after I’d finished up my daily Body Test. Now, I’m paraphrasing a little bit here, but it was all like, “So how’s your lady’s posture lately?” “Not much different,” I admitted. “Oh, that’s too bad. Change is awfully nice, don’t you think?” But before I could say anything, the Balance Board laid it on me: “By the way, a key component of dog training involves looking your bitch in the eye.”
Wait, what?
Now seriously, where did this come from? Is it just some kind of weird coincidence that these prearranged lines of dialogue coalesced into a single coherent conversation? I’m well aware this copy of the game isn’t conscious of the fact its two players are married, but nevertheless. Surely this is just one of many tongue-in-cheek moments — the first I’ve yet to experience. It certainly would’ve been funny regardless of the nature of the users’ (extremely predictable) close relationship. Still, I can’t say for sure whether this strange juxtaposition was intentional…
But I suppose time will tell. Looking forward to the next instance of unsolicited advisement. I’ll make sure and share.
Tags: Nintendo, Wii Fit, Balance Board, Wii Balance Board
