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How often do you read your e-mail spam? Some of the stuff I get is absolutely brilliant. On the reals! It’s better than most poetry.

From: Moses [mailto:xxxxx@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx.xx.xx]
Sent: Mon 2/12/2007 5:55 PM
To: XX Xxxx
Subject: It’s very easy drinking – I’m talking a case easy drinking.

Take a look at the text that accompanied the above GIF:

With it’s slow progression you feel like you’re being pushed along by the ebbs and whorls of a river on a summer’s day.
The amusing preview you may or may not have seen are the best bits. The vocals are heartfelt, really pretty and to a nice musical and rhythmical backdrop.
It’s so easy to get lost in this song when you hear it. It’s so easy to get lost in this song when you hear it.
mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
It’s funny, well written, well filmed, excellently acted.
Decisions the fall from the adminisphere are often profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they where designed to solve.
I cannot stand the concept of ads on something I paid for – but worse to lock the disc so you can’t escape it. Well we tried this one out and found it a delicious light slightly fruity wine. It’s so easy to get lost in this song when you hear it.
If you cna find it you really should try it.
creating web based presentations instead of Microsoft specific ones. You can’t help but tap your feet and chuckle. Well we tried this one out and found it a delicious light slightly fruity wine. It’s funny, well written, well filmed, excellently acted. With it’s slow progression you feel like you’re being pushed along by the ebbs and whorls of a river on a summer’s day.
It’s funny, well written, well filmed, excellently acted. It’s so easy to get lost in this song when you hear it.
And then, lik, the Earth explodes and it’s like, a serious bummer.

Haunting, right? And totally wistful. So evocative!

Plus, that closing line is genius.

Now if I could only get rid of those messages urging me to upgrade my penis…